Photo by Christaar on her cheap-ass LG phone:No more having to walk through that tunnel with the drunks and other shady characters. This lovely picture is like a trophy. Somebody placed the bottle in a discarded shoe like it was a fine wine decanter.

I love Atlanta.

So, I ran across this picture in not one, but TWO different places, and so I figure that the universe is speaking to me. I love to see the cute and quirky things at The Pursuit of Happyness, and this one tickled me for its spot-on capture of…ME!

I am pretty annoyed by toilet paper that isn’t placed correctly on the turny spinny thingie. It should be placed so that the loose sheets hang over the top of the roll, away from wall, not up against the wall. First of all, it’s just unattractive to hang it backwards, but it’s also difficult to reach the loose sheet that way. I’m old and not quite as flexible as I used to be.

It also annoys me when I start a new roll and somehow the two or three-ply sheets get separated and I end up pulling the paper apart.

That is all. I really didn’t have anything deep or profound to share with you today. I just wanted to have a post. Thank you for reading.

Please note that I am wearing one brown shoe and one black shoe. Yes, I know that’s what I get for getting the same shoe in different colors. I submit to you that as a teacher, comfortable shoes, in whatever color I can find, are a win every day of the week. Mock away.

I shall be keeping you updated with word counts…and quite possibly, all the fantastic chores that need to be completed because I will find any excuse to avoid writing.

Yeah.

…and some are holy terrors

Ha! Because this is the best. Ever. Listen. Now.

There’s this:

And then the lovebirds:

Whether you like the traditional Candy Corn, Whoppers malt balls (if you know what’s good) or those silly Red Twizzlers, I hope you get what you like.